LARPGROUND
Notice from
chilldren: Deer Nayghbors, on wensday 22nd May we want to play on this
playgound later than usual. We want to apologize for the possible noises
from us. Pleese dont call police, contact us in case of complaints. You
can talk with us on our walkie talkies or our telephone.
PLEASE LARP THE BRIGHT FUTURE ONLY!
Dear
Parents: Visitors are not allowed to make gun noises, bring toy guns or
weapons (including water guns), make finger guns, play war, fight, wear
black, wear camouflage print, wear olive green, wear Alpha Industries,
wear light up shoes, wear prints featuring cars or other motorized
vehicles, use he/him pronouns, play doctor, play family, no supermarket
role play (small local business play only), simulate heteronormative
marriage, no diesel toy cars, trucks or other fossil fuel vehicles (toy
bicycles allowed), only medicated and 100x vaccinated children allowed
on this playground, no pink, no blue, no neon colors, no barbies or
kens, no endangered toy animal species (e.g. tigers, elephants,
dinosaurs, bees, bears, lions, wolves etc.) including no gummy bears, no
bubblegum cigarettes (bubblegum vapes only), no unlawful construction
in the sandbox, no building sandcastles above 20cm (all others will be
stomped), no soft drinks, protein shakes and zero-calorie drinks only, no polyester stuffed animals, (organic cotton fabrics only), no nail
polish, no glitter, no crosses, and no carabiners. Please note that your children will be shadowbanned upon breaking any of these rules.
Yan Chmarau
Shown from 22.05.2024-02.06.2024 at Schauraum Angewandte, MQ Schauräume, Museumsplatz 1, 1070 Vienna
as a part of Speedshow Series, an exhibition format of the University of Applied Arts Vienna, curated at the
Digitale Kunst Department / UBERMORGEN. In cooperation with MuseumsQuartier.